JOKES 7/1/15

TOP JOKES:-

1      Jis tarha bacche ki sehat ke liye

       zarooori hai bacche ki MAA KA DOODH..
       Ussi tarha, bacche k baap ki
       sehat ke liye zaroori hai bacche ki MAA KI..!!
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       KHUSHI..!!!
       Jitni tezi se neeche aya hai,
       Utni hi tezi se apni soch badal le.

2     Girl to Boy- Tum kitne bhai behan ho..

       Boy- 6
       Girl- Kyo maa Baap ko koi kaam nahi tha kya..
       Boy- Tum kitne ho.
       Girl- 1
       Boy- Kyo Baap me Dum nahi tha kya…!!

3     Horror movie dekh kar dar jane wale ladko..

       Dar kya hota hai us bande se pucho

       Jiski girlfriend ke periods late ho gaye!! 

 

4     Most Emotional and heart touching lines said by a boy to his gf during breakup..

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      Jaanu kum se kum thandi ka season to nilkal jane do…

5    Boy- Tumhari car kaisi chal rahi hai?

      Girl – Theek chal rahi hai.
      Boy- aaj sham ko dogi kya?
      Girl- Haan le lena but ye to batao car ke bare mei kyu pooch rahe they???

6    American boy: Mom I’m dark even though u r white, why?

      Mom: Listen son, Considering all mistakes n crazy things i had done in my youth, forget       about you are Dark, just thank god that u dont bark!