JOKES

1.ON Timeline ;

Girl1: Too much involved on social media these days, need a break, big time!

Girl2: Yeah, it's messy over here these days.

In Inbox ;

Girl2: Didi kya hua??

Girl1: Net Pack khatam behen, ab kuch din baad paise juta ke recharge karwaaungi.


2.Sunny leone: PK mein meri acting kaisi
lagi?
Aamir khan: PK.....kya? Tum kidhar
thi???
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Sunny leone: Woh dancing car yaad
hai, jahan se
tumne kapde uthaye the..

3.Dr. Ambedkar Just Used Lamp To Study.
Kalaam Used Candle To Study.
Bush Studied In Streetlight.
But Do U knw About us...???
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Only Agarbatti..!!!
(Bhagwan Ke Bharose)

4.  Pahle log "BETA" ke liye taraste the Aur Aajkal "DATA" ke liye.. 

5.Girls on Facebook:
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Changed her profile picture.
Changed her profile picture.
Changed her profile picture.
Changed her profile picture.
Changed her profile picture.
Changed her profile picture.
Changed her profile picture.
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Boys on Facebook:
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Added Rita
Added Pooja
Added Rina
Added Reema
Added Rekha

6.There is nothing more
Expensive than a
female tear ... -
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.When a single drop
comes out, it first mixes with "Loreal"
eyeliner and "Dior"
mascara
Then when it Comes
down to cheek and mixes with D&G
Blusher
And in case it touched
the lips, it gets mixed with "Maybelline"
lipstick This Means That A
Single Drop Is Worth
Atlest usd1550 rupees...

7.Winter Shayari (Crazy one) Arz kiya hai..

Baith k toilet mein nawab k jaise....
sardi k mausam mein sochtaa hu aise...
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Baith k toilet mein nawab k jaise....
sardi k mausam mein sochtaa hu aise
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"Ki kar to li hai tune beta....
abb thande paani se dhoega Kaise...

8.Sunny Leone:- “Ragini Mms 2″ Mein Main Sab Ko Dara Dungi
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Pappu:- Darr To Aapki Pehle Ki
Movies Mein Bhi Lagta Tha… Kahi Peechhe Se Mummy Ya Papa Na Aa Jayein! 

9.No matter what u ride,
a 225cc karizma,
220cc pulser,
350cc royal enfield or
883cc royal.......
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You just can not overtake a girl with low waist jeans on 80cc scooty

10.Yesterday my neighbour called the cops because I was playing Eminem too loud, they arrested him...