Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.

'I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to make an exception.'

I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I shit on?”

A good day for me is a one with equal joys and sorrows.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

“Good morning” is a contradiction of terms.

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